Showing posts with label lolwut. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lolwut. Show all posts

Sunday, September 2, 2012

The feeling of attraction is mildy annoying...

I know for a fact that I'll sound really gay, abnormal and "why...would you even" to most guys (I don't know about girls, they seem to be more emotion based), but I'm going to talk about an annoying thing with...attraction.
As a starter, I'm a pubescent male that's currently going through, as you might have guessed, puberty. I've actually never had a girlfriend for a multitude of reasons. On of with is I simply can't be bothered. I have better things to do than indulge in talking to a female that I find important. Study > female relations. It's harder to learn when you're older anyway. This'll make some of my information seem lacking in credentials, but remember, I'm just talking about my experience, not whatever sk8terladd291YOLO24123one thinks is swag bra.

Sometimes when I'm browsing around the internet (or in real life, but more often on the interwebs, as all the stuff is packed into the form of a electronic signal displayed on a 15inch LCD), I'll see a picture. It's not a normal picture either. It's a picture of a rather pretty lady. Not sexy, not cute (referring to my first post on attraction), but pretty. Somewhere around lvl 2-3; so like...maybe...~2.5? I'm not going to give an example picture of this because "it'll make you [me] seem really sad...". But you probably get the point.

So I see a pretty picture. All of a sudden, overwhelming feelings of sadness and loneliness well in my heart. I suddenly feeling like going out into the world and finding a girlfriend. Not in the sense that "woah, bro, I need to have a quickie" but like "I require a strong companion relationship with a female". 
I think I read something like this in one of the Tales of the Otori books (by Lian Hearn, a fictional period book. Not the biological period, you sick bastard. The era type.). There was a quote made by a female character regarding how men react to her beauty and the beauty of the major female character (who is meant to be really beautiful). I don't remember the exact quote, but the idea was something like "When men see me, they lust and wish to sleep with me. When men see [her], they weep for they can not hope of ever reaching her." I guess kinda like "GOML" (internet) or "She's out of your league." (Real life)

You could say that I'm experiencing the same thing as those weeping guys. I'm not the type of guy that gives out a manly grunt of "YEEAAHHH!" while simultaneously thrusting the air when I see an attractive woman. I'm delicate about this sort of thing. I'm...hmm...cultured? I don't know. I'm sure many women can look at this post and be like "wow...creep". But hey, it's my honest opinion. Who's going to sue me for it? *Maybe China if I was in China*

Yeah so...feelings of loneliness and needing companionship. Maybe I just need someone to talk to? In any case, these frustrated feelings die out after a few minutes. On with life!


Thursday, March 29, 2012

On holiday

It's a weird feeling being on holiday. All of a sudden, I have nothing to do for the next two weeks. Most people are like "HUZZAH!!" and all, but I've got nothing really to look forward to. My first holiday impression was dampened after being told I'll get dropped from my scholarship if I don't pick up my school grades by the school headmaster. I know it's true, but I feel terrible about it. I'm going to try study a lot and learn new things this holiday but I can't shake the feeling that it won't work or something.
I also have this really big assignment over the holidays that I almost have no idea on how to start on.
I just got back from watching The Hunger Games (yes, I've read the books ages ago. I'm not jumping on the band-wagon) and I'm still kinda out of reality. When I watch movies, I get really into them. If I liked it, I can't stop thinking about it for a few days and I pretty much obsess over it. It's kinda annoying.

Finally, I'm not sure why, but I've got a sudden urge to listen to 'Oh!' by SNSD...

Sunday, March 25, 2012

End of school term

YEAHHH!!!! ONEWEEKTOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Turns out the space bar doesn't work when you hold down shift.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Uhhhggg...

I was in a rush this morning trying to get my homework done for school. This meant that I wasn't able to eat a delicious bowl of noodles. Instead, my mum thought it would be suitable for me to drink some natural smoothie thing/protein shake that wasn't properly blended. It had a really strong off chocolate flavour and really thick and lumpy. Uhhgg...I had to drink it so fast. I feel so sick.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

That's awkward

So many of the blog views are from random advertising sights and Russia....
I don't understand.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

SSP: Dragon Age "speed art" photomontage

Just your average shameless self promotion. This was my first time using Photoshop. I needed a wallpaper.

Beats

It seems that Beats by Dre. are a really popular brand of headphones. Everyone raves about how awesome they are and then get fakes from Hong Kong because real ones are overpriced. I've heard the sound quality of real ones and they're not that great. Perhaps the only model that lives up to expectations are the Studio Beats. Everything else sounds the same as $60 headphones you could get from JB-HIFI. To be honest Bose and Sennheiser provide a better quality sound, but only half the glamour of your average Beats. I'm not sure if the same can be said for the rest of the Monster produced headphones (Beats are manufactured by Monster) but I'd rather not waste my $200+ dollars on testing it out.
ka-ching!

Monday, February 27, 2012

That's quite amusing

I used to run this other blog with some friends of mine. It's still up, but don't look at it; it's crap.
ANYWAY the funny thing is, that blog gets about 150 views a month by not doing anything. That's because at the time, me and my friends put in lots of keywords such as "ipod review", "FIFA", "ASCII art" and stuff like that. Oh yeah, it's also got that stupid smiley face thing. I'll post it here.
Now I'm going to get about 20 more views a month
You won't believe how many people look for this image. It's pretty good, my old blog seems to have developed self-awareness and is actively pulling in views by its self.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Annoying feeling

I've got the feeling that I should be doing something progressive (it's the weekend, and I like improving over the weekends) but I can't figure out what it is I'm meant to be doing. I have some school stuff due next week but I don't know if I'm meant to be working on it. Maybe it's because I don't want to leave the computer, I'm not sure. I've also got some personal goals that I set for myself. I know that if I don't work on them, I'll consider this weekend a failure and then regret wasting all this time when Monday comes around. I'm not sure whether I should work on this instinct or not but I'm pretty sure I'm just being indecisive or lazy. I think I have some study to do, but I just revised my maths to a month ago. Maybe I should do it again, just to be sure. Or maybe I could go and work on the piano. I don't know. I think when people know that they have something they need to do, they chose not to do it and instead try to find something else to do. The exact reason for this I'm not quite sure, but I'm pretty certain it's got something to do with human nature.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

What makes a blog boring?

Is it looking at the huge chunk of text and then thinking "tl;dr" or the fact that there's no sound and movement like a video that can grab our short, modernized attention spans?

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I should be doing study

I got two B's in English and I.T (like computer stuff). I feel really stupid. I was 1 mark off an A- in the recent English test and in I.T I forgot to read the criteria sheet and I missed one requirement. ARRRRRGGGG!!!!
I'm meaning to change my habits, but I want them to change NOW. I know you need to work towards change and that it comes slowly, but I wish that I could become some super hard working guy overnight. *sigh* I guess I gotta work harder then.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Can't eat breakfast

Sometime, I can't be bothered to eat breakfast. I'm not sure if it's because I'm not all that hungry or because I want to get on the internet. I have to actually think about having breakfast rather than eating spontaneously because I'm hungry

Sunday, February 5, 2012

No need to sleep

It's kinda annoying when it's getting late at night and you need to go to sleep, but you don't feel like sleeping. Why does this happen!?!?!??!!!!!! YYYAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm like "hey, I have school tomorrow. It's 9:30. I could probably stay up til' 10:30. No biggie". But then I realize I actually don't have anything to do, so I just sit there browsing sites that I just checked 5 minutes ago, looking for something to do. D:
WHY DO I WASTE MY TIME SO NEEDLESSLY? I could be using that half hour to study or something. But no! Instead, I decide "Let's refresh the page, someone will probably have posted something new by then". Then I repeat for about an hour or so until my eyes feel like lead balls and I force myself to bed. Is this internet addiction? Far out!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Hehe..school

When you go on holiday, you enjoy it. That's for the first week until you realise how damn bored you become. When school comes around, it's like God's gift or something. It saves your ass from an eternity of chronic boredom. Man, this just makes me realise how good school is. I've heard other people say that school is the best part of your life. Everything is easier. From meeting friends to learning things. I'm starting to think that they might be right.

Friday, January 6, 2012

I'm sure stranger things have happened.

Not trying to be a domestic war journalist or something, but in this last hour all my farts have had a really peculiar smell. Like, it's something I can't quite describe. You know how normal fart smell like egg or something? Well my farts were something akin to egg that had been bleached and then soaked in kerosene. Actually, to be more precise it smells like something that hasn't been invented yet. Perhaps a smell that God didn't quite figure out when he was crafting us out of the vast emptiness. I better get a Nobel Peace Prize for solving any future conflicts about this smell.
This made perfect sense.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Attraction Levels (towards females, that is)

HUEHUEHUEHEUH...

This is how I grade attraction to females in my odd mind. I have four different categories and each one has 3 different ever shifting levels. There are Hot, Beautiful/Pretty (beautiful is leaning a bit towards "hot"), Cute, Personality.
I was totally going to make a proper chart for this but Im a major slacker, so I think that can come later.
AAnnd the stuff from "Pretty" is from a friend of mine, since I have no experience.


Categories: Hot Pretty Cute Personality
Level 1: "Dayum!" *Sigh...* Awwww! Talking non-stop
Level 2: "I'd tap 'dat" Sharing a cake omg that's cute REALLY good friends
Level 3: *Writes new chapter
in Karma Sutra*
Romantic kiss under
midnight fireworks
KAWAII!1!
^_^
I guess you could 
get married


You know you want it...
And I mean, totally, you could get married in any category but in terms of long lasting-ness, personality match is your best bet. And it is possible for someone to be in multiple categories, unless it's contradictory. Like, someone who is Kawaii and Karma Sutra level is kinda impossible. I mean, how will you be able to take them seriously in bed looking like Hamtaro?

Don't take this whole thing seriously though, listening to me talking about this is like believing the Samus Aran is a guy. Trust.